In other news, it appears John Kerry will most likely announce his Vice Presidential candidate in Pittsburgh tomorrow. I honestly wish it would have been McCain, but according to ABC, McCain will appear in a Bush ad. (Aside: It’s interesting to see the Fox Chapel dateline on that article, if only because one of Heinz Kerry’s homes is there) I hope Bush doesn’t tarnish McCain’s reputation the way he did with Colin Powell. If Kerry wins, and I hope to God he does, Pittsburgh could see a lot of attention thanks to Mrs. Teresa Heinz Kerry.
If nothing else, maybe we could get a national law passed banning all non-Heinz ketchup from restaurants. This is a problem that plagues the south. Down with Hunts, give me Heinz!!!
(By the way, the title is not really aimed at the candidate selection as much as it is ketchup in a bottle)