Archive for July 26th, 2004

2004 July 26th

Filed under: Politics

Well, I’m ready to cast my vote for Bill Clinton this November. Uniter, not a divider. I think I’ve heard that before recently, but I can’t quite place it. It certainly couldn’t have come from anyone in the current administration, as we much more united right now than ever before. It would be nice to have someone in office who could run this country properly instead of running it into the ground. It would be nice for the leader of the free world be able to read English and understand the daily security briefings. If this isn’t possible, we could always translate to one of his many other proficiencies such as Farsi or the much more popular Igpay Atinlay. It would be nice for the CEO of the USA to grasp the differences between +5,000,000,000,000 and (5,000,000,000,000). I’ve had thoughts about getting my MBA, and if our comptroller can pick up a Harvard MBA with only a C average Yale undergrad, it should be a snap.